For I am simply one hell of a Butler

I am Sebastian Michaelis, butler of the Phantomhive household. By posting to this blog, I shall keep everyone informed of the daily goings on in the Manor! From breakfast to afternoon tea to murder cases I will deliver, for there is no story or activity too menial for a servant of the Phantomhive Household. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I am simply one hell of a Blog writer!
and this will be so very much NSFW.
Enjoy your stay.

Anonymous asked: So, Sebastian, What would happen if a demon went against their contract?

The human’s soul would become void and they would be free from any obligations toward us..
It’s somewhat of a - shall we call it - loophole for a human.


It’s happened to me once but through no fault of my own.
It’s highly annoying and something that we try not to do.
 

Anonymous asked: Sebastian... can- can I touch your hair?

A very strange request indeed…
I guess so…




Don’t know if the young master will be too happy about that though…

 

paopuqueen asked: hey sebastion, i was wondering if you remember how you turned into a demon to begin with, thanks, Kelly

I’m pretty sure that I was born a demon.
No one with this amount of power could have ever been turned into a demon.
 

Anonymous asked: Is it possible for a demon to have multiple contracts? *Stupid, curious human*

Yes, it is possible to have more than one contract though that never seems to go according to plan and the result is almost always identical.


When a contract is made, a sealing symbol appears upon my hand.
The more contracts that I have, the more sealing symbols are carved and the less power I have to use between each person.
My power (though I have much of it) is divided between all of my masters.

Because a lot of my masters desire power or are power hungry, they see the other contractors as a threat and usually ask for their deaths.. Which I’m obliged to do as I’m following under their command.
It’s the only time my master is exempt from my protection.


It’s very rare that I would get two at the same time though. 

nerdyintheextreme asked: I'm sorry to ask this Sebby but..have you died? I don't think you wouldn't ignore your adoring public for this long! xD

I’ve not died… Though I feel as though I am dying inside…
I’m rather unwell..
The young master did and said a few unnecessary things and it injured me greatly..
I’m recovering as fast as I possibly can and I’m deeply sorry for the lack of contact I’ve had with everyone as of late.

I hope that you can find it deep within your heart to forgive me for my ignorance.



Ill ooc is ill… Very ill :( 

Anonymous asked: would you allow ciel to dom you?

Already happened…

Anonymous asked: would Lady Elizabeth's and Ciel's marriage cause difficulties with the secret and contract of your contract with ciel? and is the contract between you and ciel? or ciel and you? O.o


Come now, what kind of butler of the Phantomhive household would I be if I couldn’t keep such a secret?
The young master and I have managed quite easily to keep it a secret so far so I don’t see what kind of problem we would have keeping it from the young Lady.

As for the contract, it belongs to me.
The young master merely signed away his soul to me.
 

Anonymous asked: How do you imagine a perfect make-out with Ciel?

Knowing that I’ll wake up to him the next day.

Anonymous asked: How do you imagine a perfect make-out with Grell?

Humn, the perfect make-out with Grell?

Well, it would start by me gazing lovingly into his eyes, cupping his cheeks tenderly in my palms and then bringing his spectacle-adorned face down with significant force upon my patella.

 

inovahellsing asked: My my what intoxicating demonic eyes you have~

Why thank you.

akanekoninja asked: Dear Sebastian, I've been under a lot stress lately do you have any advice on how to cope with stress? Your sincerly, Akanekoninja.

Stress.  Yes.
I do have quite an experience with stress.  The young master feels that human emotion quite a lot.

I suggest tea.
Camomile or lavender tea.
Also a nice hot (not too hot) bath with lavender bath soap.
Lavender soothes and calms, so I suggest using something scented with that.

I would refrain from using any form of man made medication from the doctors and if you are really suffering from stress, then I would use St John’s Wort.
It’s a herbal tablet you can buy from any good supermarket or drugstore.
of course, it works differently for everyone, but it’s all herbal and nothing bad so it’s pretty good for you, instead of using prescribed medicines that you can get addicted to and are not good for you.

Also, excercise is always a good thing!
Just try some jogging on the spot or around the block for 20 minutes or if you don’t want to be so energetic, try some meditation or yoga.  Sit on a towel or cushion on the floor and relax. (Prince Soma and Agni informed me of the latter)

I sincerely hope that you feel better soon!


OOC: This is all from personal experience and I personally found that it worked :) 

Anonymous asked: Hello Sebastian, I stopped by to give you a recipe you could try out it's Bourbon Chocolate Cake. Quite delicious actually and my Miss seemed to enjoy it a lot, maybe Ciel will too.


Humn, I made it and it tastes quite sweet…
I do not like human food whatsoever but I’m sure the young master will love it!
I’ll be sure to let you know!
 

Anonymous asked: *poof* You have been transformed into the guardian cat to *poof* Sailor Ciel! This lasts for 24 hours.

Me a cat?
Naw…